i’m fairly confident the reason everyone assumes Curiosity is about the size of a dog is because informal NASA press (and by extension, the general culture of people who care abt what NASA’s up to) talks about Curiosity like it is, in fact, an unusually smart and self-aware pet, and i think that’s beautiful.
So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.
He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments
“vampires are too dangerous to have sex with” “oh vampires are like undead that’s so unsexy” you’re all fucking cowards! if you won’t have sex with vampires i’ll do it for you
op is a necrophiliac
a bold and false accusation from someone blogging about eating human flesh
